cash my check

means to blow your load; skeet.

"we were doing it but her brother came in before i could cash my check."

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checking e-mail

slang term for masturbating. People say they are checking their email when they are really looking at internet porn.

be right back, im gonna be checking e-mail.

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after the fact check

To be in a public place, do something that is usually only done in private followed by an immediate glance in all directions to see if anyone noticed.

Andy walked into the classroom while texting and absent mindedly passed gas. He quickly realized his surroundings and did an after the fact check by looking around to see if anyone heard.

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Check your shit

A phrase used to remind people of how moronic they are being and to bring them back to reality.

Tim, running in a circle like an idiot, screaming
John: Tim what are you doing?
Tim: I'm flying John, flying!
John: CHECK YOUR SHIT TIM!
Tim has an existential crisis, his life flashing before his eyes, his birth, his college years, meeting his wife, having his children, he soon realizes that he's acting like an idiot and stops spinning in a circle
Tim: Thank you John, thank you

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Disability Check Retarded

One whomst is not mentally nor physically considered retarded yet are borderline therefor disability check

Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him

Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded

Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked

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check your privilege

A saying/online expression that is mainly used by social justice warriors to remind that the body they are born in comes with specific privileges that do not apply to specific arguments or situations. The phase also suggests that when considering another person's plight, one must acknowledge one's own inherent privileges and put them aside in order to gain a better understanding of his or her situation.

White cis boy: After the divorce, Michelle gets to keep the kids even though she didn't take care of them.
Sjw: so?!?!? You're white!!!1 you're cis!! You're a MALE!!! Check your privilege.

If you are in a heated home, typing on your laptop, you are privileged.

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bounce like a check

A way of saying let's get out of here

Hey let's bounce like a check before shit gets real bad.!!!!

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