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The crazy and childish drummer for the band Black Veil Brides. Known to be the "band joker" as well as the best dancer.
Person A: Bro did you see this video. Black Veil Brides' drummer Christian "CC" Coma has a solo
Person B: CC has a solo. He's the best drummer ever.
An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.
"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."
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Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”
“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”
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A school in the area of Olney Maryland. Not in Washington DC. Don't go here. Its a hellhole.
Im stupid and I go to Washington Christian Academy
The act of 2 people telling all their friends they only hold hands like the good Christians they proclaim to be while it's obvious they are giving in to their carnal desires.
We only do Christian hand holding
A slightly tamer version of the secular term, Friends with Christian Benefits (FWCB) tend to be two friends who are
- not in a relationship with one another for spiritual reasons, despite a mutual attraction, and are not acting on this attraction;
and/or
- attracted to one another and, without being in a formal relationship, are acting on this attraction; but whose acting is limited to kissing. These FWBC may be conducted in secret.
Note: these two examples are not mutually exclusive, and such a couple can often swing between the two from time to time.
"Hey, are James and Hannah together?"
"It's complicated...I think they're FWCB."
"They're what?"
"You know...Friends with Christian Benefits."
A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.
Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.