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"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.
"I heard this was supposed to be funny but why are only these Golden Hipsters laughing?"
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When your lover pees on you in the shower while one of you sticks a finger (or tongue) in the other's bum.
"hey sweetheart, hop in the shower with me and let me give you a Golden Buzzer to start the morning off right"
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A show about a bunch of old ladies who shared a house together in Flordia. There was 4 women (I think), that were featured in the show. There was this real tall one, and Betty White was in it.
Announcer:
Don't miss the cliffhanging episode of the golden girls "The case of the lost teeth: Part 2"
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Pissing cumulatively in a toilet without flushing for several times and then having your special someone drink it all.
I gave her a golden bath yesterday and it was dope, but someone called the cops on me.
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A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
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Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.
That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad
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brown wings is to experience anal sex for the first time. To get your golden wings there must be no love juices/lube involved.
I fucked her dry up the arse - I got my golden wings
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