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The Fuzzy place where jews go after they turn queer from being in jail, or walmart, or court, or mcdonalds, or taco bell, or the bank, or gas station. Usually a jewish person . Or someone who knows a jew. and if and only if they have some sort of hole. (ASS)
you dumb jew hole, u cant sleep in the monkey cage. go back to jewland
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Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.
Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew
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n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!
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It's like a Douche Bag, but Cheaper
Dustin's such a Jew Bag; he won a camera and then turned around and sold it to his work.
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sensei ramen is the master of jew jitsu. it is an ancient jewish tradition, that the asians stole 1,000,000,000 years ago
Dude, i think he new jew-jitsu
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The Syrian Jew community is an extremely secluded and wealthy sect of the Jewish community. Active in fundraising for their own cummunity. Recently have come in media spotlight due to massive property management scandal in Monmouth and Ocean count New Jersey. Rumors of tax evasion have surfaced surrounding their exclusive import/export network. Typically at odds with local and neighboring communities.
The kind of people who could ruin a peaceful beach day by setting up their stuff directly on top of you. Will commondere beach chairs with out asking. Syrian Jews.
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A person who has hatred for those who rip other people off. Similar to a player hater.
Person One: "Hey, do you want to go sell this bag of oregano and say that it is marijuana?"
Person Two: "Yeah. Good idea. I'm flat broke. Should we take Stan with us?"
Person One: "No way. He's a total Jew Hater. He'd rat us out."
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