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It's a human right that I had been denied
Maybe you have been denied too
"mom do you love me?"
"Yes"
Then she continued the verbal abuse
mom's love is Something...
The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.
A Mom who is highly protective of her children and would stop at nothing to make sure they are cared for.
I feel like my kids would be safe with her, she seems like a Bear Mom.
I'm glad theirs a Bear Mom working at my sons daycare.
Fuck with my kids and you're going to see what a Bear Mom looks like.
A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.
Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs
Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom
1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.
Do:
Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
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THE ONLY TRUE COME BACK!!!
it is also a dead meme fighting to survive.
Jimmie: hey Chad what did you do last night?
Chad: Your Mom