Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

Spicy Paper

Nickname or alias for the drug LSD. Usually in the form of a tab of paper.

I’m about to be brain deep in some spicy paper

Paper Chain

A chain somebody claims is real (Made of gold, silver, ETC.) But is made out of a cheap metal instead.

Did you see Steve wearing that paper chain?

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

cashier paper

used to transfer stuff from one paper to another

Cashiers often use cashier paper in their receipts.

Cry paper

toilet paper roll taken to bed for sopping up tears during private crying sessions

Sheesh. Pamela's got it bad. You should see the piles of wadded up cry paper next to the couch.

Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.

Vietnam won on paper.