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After felching, blowing the semen through the straw into the vagina, resulting in a pregnancy, and subsequently, a baby.
My dad felched my mom and nine months later; felch baby surprise! My brother, Brian, was born.
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when you slice someone's stomach and then fuck the incision
"man i warm surprised this slut and then threw her corpse in the river!"
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when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)
i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.
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50 kilograms of Semtex, 4 Armalites, an active service unit and a British Army patrol blended thoroughly on Upper Meadow Street, served over paving stones
"We'll give them fuckin bollocks a real New Lodge Surprise when they patrol tonight"
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When you begin to come midst a special movie, the camera swaps to the single scene of the sweaty guy's mush, wearing an expression of jizztasticness that only makes the moment more disappointing as he grunts. You've shared a surprise gay moment.
This adult movie may contain surprise gay moments
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When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.
Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.
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A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."
"The first one."
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