Don't Talk Black to Me

A phrase that you would use to stop someone from constantly confusing you with Black Slang.

Tyrone: bruh, you odyssey the tits on that hoe, would you get honor?

Bob: ...

Tyrone: Buh bruh i hope she go foamy, my dictate good.

Bob: woah wait wtf, don't talk black to me. Lets have some real talk.

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where the sun don't shine

Seattle, Washington - a city rumored to have limitless precipitation

The man had a few extra crates of umbrellas, so I told him to stick them where the sun don't shine.

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you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.

Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!

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I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

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I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.

Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."

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don't get beat up

If someone if Annoying you, you tell them "don't get beat up" Meaning Don't mess with you because you'll beat them up

Bryan told Betsy "haha you're so short" and Betsy replied "shut up Bryan!! Don't get beat up!"

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Don't Feed the Scene Queen

A combination of Don't feed the trolls and Scene Queen, Scene also obviously.
These people thrive on attention, so commenting on their pictures, adding them, talking to them or anything that acknowledges their existence and 'feeds' them for more Myspace Whoreing.

Feeding the Scene Queen
Scene Queen: CMT PICZ NOW PLZ! &&

Person: Okay! *comments*
THIS FEEDS THE SCENE QUEEN, THEREFORE LETTING IT THRIVE IN ABUNDANCE.
DON'T FEED THE SCENE QUEEN!

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