head job

Oral sex.

She gave me a head job.

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Potter Head

Some one who is so overly obsessed with Harry Potter they refer to it as "the drug". Symptoms of a Potter Head include:
- Crazy wild look in the eye
- Lightning bolt some where on the body and/or round spectacles.
- Whenever the word "book" is mentioned said potter head turns around immeadiately and starts twitching
- Talks really loud and fast whenever having a conversation about HP
- Talks really fast and loud all the time because they are always talking about HP
- Screams and tries to hold your hand if your name is Harry, sur-name is Potter, or your initials are HP or HJP.
-Finds other Potter Heads to wack you with baseball bat if mentioned that you do not care for their master.

Sanjaya: Yeah, Harry Potter just isn't my thing.

Then out swarm thousands of Potter Heads, all carrying heavy and/or spiky objects.

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head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!

I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.

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swell head

1) Someone who has a massive head

2) Someone who is very cocky and arrogant

1) "Look at the swell head on Barry"

2) "Siroos your a f**kin swell head"

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Iron Head

An excelent song by Rob Zombie and Ozzy Osbourne.

Iron head... cru-ci-fy you!

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banana head

a person who speaks or acts stupidly as if there were a banana shoved into their ear and into their brain.

Did you see what Brian did yesterday? He's such a banana head!

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Nipple Head

1) Somebody with a small head
2) Somebody who is stupid
3) A good reply when someone calls you a dickhead

'shut the f*ck up you nipple head'

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