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The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".
I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here
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The act of smacking the acorn without washing your hands after handling spicey food anything upto half an hour after doing so (depending on the level of culinery heat).
Usualy results in some sort of aggitation and burning. This is a non advisable activity, and is some what frowned appon by most social circles as a method of arousal. It is therefore only accepted as a result of some sort of carelessness and or poor personal hygeine.
Jack: Shit man get me some bread...
john: what the hell for
Jack: I need to wrap it round my shaft, i've only gone and had a fucking tobasco wank.
John: Wtf, your bad, I need that for lunch tommorow tosser!
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A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.
After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank
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Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.
"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"
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A taste sensation. When you eat food that's taste so good it's like having an orgasm in your mouth!
'The food at Manchetester House was amazing. It was like having a tongue wank!
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When a "posh wank" is insufficient.
involves the use of a condom AND lubricant.
Maybe even a pre shower, shave and shite etc...
you get the idea.
T: "hey Dave, did u pull your head off last night with that porn we traded....?"
D: "hell ye, but I had to go platinum. a poshy just wouldn't do!"
T: "A platinum wank eh? I like ur style! bit expensive tho"
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Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.
In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!
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