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The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".
I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here
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Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.
Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.
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Bristle wank is a form of masturbation generally handling to the male gender. Bristle wank is when you take a tooth brush with bristles on the end, and shoving that end of the toothbrush down the shaft of a penis. Other forms of this are practiced in the areas of: Vagina, Rectum, and Ear.
In my free time, I FaceTime my girlfriend, and bristle wank for her. It is very pleasurable for the both of us!
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where you don't use porn to wank
Me: "i'm going for a Thinky Wank"
Friend:"who you going to think about?"
Me: "your mum"
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A taste sensation. When you eat food that's taste so good it's like having an orgasm in your mouth!
'The food at Manchetester House was amazing. It was like having a tongue wank!
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A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.
After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank
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Military slang for a single bed. Named such because they are only good for sleeping and masturbating feverishly in.
"can I come to yours tonight baby?"
"Fuck that, bitch, it's called a wank chariot for a reason"
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