The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)

"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :

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girls who name ends with uh

if you’re talking to a girl who name ends with “uh” stop because she’s boring and annoying. Be careful too because girls with that name are weirdos.

never trust a girl who name has an “A” at the end but, sounds like “uh”
girls who name ends with uh

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man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

I like you for who you are

Something you say to a hot girl to make her think that u like her for her personality and not her looks.

Kim: Do u just like me because of my body?
Andrew: NO, i like you for who you are.
Kim: O thats great, I love you Andrew. Let's have sex now.

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Mike who cheese hairy

Jamari got a big ass dick -signed mrclapmari

Penis is big Mike who cheese hairy.

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wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

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Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for