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When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.
Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work
Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!
someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive
“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson”
“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.
“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”
Ryan Kurt Johnson is the newest member of (NIGHTLY TV) and he's helped direct some shows and he's going to direct new shows on (NIGHTLY TV)
Twitter: rkjohnsonbear08
Insta: rjcooldood90
Ryan Kurt Johnson socials
A disposable or vape
Yo can i hit your johnson? Mine ran out last night.