Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

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This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

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F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

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Windows 101

The same as Windows 2001 and Windows XP.

My computer used to be Windows 101

window scratcher

Someone who is generally creepy and makes one feel uncomfortable. Can also be used as a verb: window scratching or scratching windows.

John has been staring at me all hour; he’s an absolute window scratcher.

Windows 11

An operating system that is made by Microsoft which by the time this definition is written, is the newest version of the operating system

windows: please upgrade to windows 11
me: ok

Windows 11

the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.

Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11