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Hey you remember Arion!? The Israeli cabinet member who changed his mind on Gaza? It means WARRIOR LION, Arion. Arion or Aaron means WARRIOR LION in Hebrew. And I would know.
Hym "What am I doing, Matt the FAGGOT? Making jews cry and changing minds. Manually. And I don't need a group. I just use my 180 IQ. Fucking dork. He ask Arion why he changed his mind. I'll bet you 1 million dollars I can guess what he says. Hell, I'll shut up forever if he says 'Matt the faggot from the majority report.' Who was Seinfeld crying about? Huh? You think he sees Gaza in a different light? NOT YOU! IT WASN'T YOU! Give Arion a call and then tell me what I did, bitch. Fucking sissy. You're going to need to work out."
Another word for needing a shit
Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown
Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.
Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.
When you get carried into a sauna and the person carrying you accidentally bonks your head in the ceeling and says bonka in the bastu
p1. Ouch i hit my head
p2. Are you bonka i bastun?
As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...
Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"