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Having to use the bathroom really badly, usually a number 2 or when you have a leaky faucet, but not having access to a bathroom.
I’m going to use the bathroom now before we leave, because I don’t want to get caught out there...
A euphemism used in Russia, to describe a political assassination. This is because political assassinations, usually carried out by the Federal Security Service (FSB), are often carried out by defenestration.
My friend has been very vocal about his opposition to Putin and his rule over Russia.
Your friend should be careful, or he might fall out of a window soon
this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2
Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out
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Synonymous to the expression ‘dampen your sparkle’ or ‘burst your bubble’ and should be used as such
Don’t wanna stomp out your sparkle, but I think that might be the whole point.
Oh? What is this I see? Did someone do what I told them again and is now out of the cage instead of in the cage? So that's you and Bill Cosby, nkw. Look at how easy lawyers have it. Megyn wants to talk shit all the God damn time.... Even Joe could be a fucking lawyer with how easy that shit is. MULLIGAN RETRACTED! I WAS right INITIALLY and AM always right. Too easy. It's just too fucking easy.
Hym "Ope! Look who's out of the cage! Immediately after I said the thing that (in theory) gets him out of the cage. It's too easy. You know, I gave you a chance to get out on your own but it was starting to look like you weren't going to do it. You're lucky I didn't leave you in there to rot for making me look wrong."