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Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.
Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.
When you get carried into a sauna and the person carrying you accidentally bonks your head in the ceeling and says bonka in the bastu
p1. Ouch i hit my head
p2. Are you bonka i bastun?
As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...
Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to
Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian
A group of people who never had sexual intercourse
M: Yo you saw that that Girl?
P: Nah Im Not ready for anything im in the cov+I
When you care about something to the smallest extent and that you just want to get it over with.
Jenna, "Sushi or Burgers"
Max, "I don't care"
Jenna, "Ok we can go to In-N-Out"
Max, "I DONT GIVE A QUARTER OF A FUCK, I JUST WANT TO EAT"
Jenna, "Ok then lets go to, Guy Savo"
Max, "Oh shit not there"