i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

i require lasagna

garfielf sais dis

bullets dont work jonh
i require lasagna

I Hahad(Hahahd)

More then smile and less then real laugh. Similar to I lol'd, but more honest term. Bcuz people didn't really laughed in most times when they write lol or I lol'd, and especially not out loud.

Some random solid joke anywhere on internet
-I Hahad(Hahahd)

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.

Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn

I Wbd I

The Most Ownage Person In RS

Wow Did You See I Wbd I Yesterday He Owns!

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."