Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

Stuart I R Jones

A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.

Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

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i have a huge bick

you read it wrong lol noob

kid: i have a huge bick
teacher: can i see it~~
kid: hahaha you thought i said di- wait what
teacher: i said let me see it
kid: ok

C O L D F I R E

POV: You came here because you wanted the definition of “C O L D F I R E” but didn’t know he recently had a name change

Search LunarInTokyo on here

Bob:“YO C O L D F I R E JUST DROPPED!!!”
ITZthevisitor: “Better then Proto The Pedo!”

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8

a phrase normally baiting the other side

*insert troll baiting here* "gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8"

i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.