i left

The opposite of "You right"

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn

I am...Youth Portal

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可以同職學達人傾計，
又可以睇職學資訊，
仲可以玩型格人測試

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Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said

oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this

I wasn't born yesterday

A phrase meaning , please stop giving me advice, I know what I am doing.

Mother. Adrian go take a shower, then do your homework, not the other way round.

Adrian. Mother., I wasn't born yesterday, I will take a shower when I feel its appropriate.

I jannot

When someone promises to do something, but then backs out because they're afraid to follow through

Dude nah fuck that, I jannot.

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…