I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery

John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.

I Fucked Ironwoods Wife Lel UwU

*Derived from: Democracy Montage

Qrows bromance fights with Ironwood

I fucked Ironwoods Wife lel uwu. Qrow and Ironwood Porno.

I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”

Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

I gree

I agree but spelt wrong, used frequently on discord

"babymetal is the best band"
"I gree"
"What"