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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companionA man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2024


see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021


gap man

A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.

"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"

by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018


Dibble Man

A Dibble Man is a man who likes to fiddle with young women, and elderly men.

Guy: Oi mate it’s a dibble man, his names probably jimmy.

by Dibble Man the wide October 8, 2020


Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner

fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man

by Phil Blade November 14, 2024


saucy man

A man that is spicy in words,insulting people and don’t caring about other opinions

Blud1:yo bill is so fucking annoying
Blud2:yea he doesn’t even care like he’s a saucy man

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 3, 2023


Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 5, 2024