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To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.
Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.
Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".
Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
Big Man Brian is the nickname give to the obese principal of Innisdale Secondary School, in Barrie, ON. Big Man Brian is often seen spying on students, getting mad for no reason, or just looking like a dumbfuck.
A: Hey look up in the window
B: What?
A: Big Man Brian is staring at us with his fatass face
A hybrid of a human male and a camel, created for advertising purposes. Known for his love of cigarettes.
Joe the Man Camel would ultimately meet his end from lung cancer brought on by excessive smoking.
Someone is called a cahd man if they have a short temper span. A cahd man is the type of person to accuse people who are better at videogames than they are as hacking. They usually have very shitty internet connection because they "burrow" internet from their neighbours.
Friend 1:"I hAtE yOu"
Friend 2: Stop being a cahd man.