I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

I Fuck You

You Fuck

I Fuck You

I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

I gree

I agree but spelt wrong, used frequently on discord

"babymetal is the best band"
"I gree"
"What"

P. I.

Private Investigator

That motherfucker used to be a P. I.

The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

1. Self explanatory
2. Enlightenment,,,healing,,,self help.

-good luck losers.

WOW Joe,,,pop culture is GARBAGE. I know,,,The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

Ere I ee

The act of throwing your hands up and announcing yourself

Hey yo food stamp!!
Ere I ee!!