He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.
“Old Man Sam slapped me!”
“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”
October 7th Wine on a man single/taken day
National wine and grind on a man day
A statement made to someone especially a man, either to conform him into making a horrible decision, downplay his masculinity or to offer insincere praise.
This usually ends in immense shame.
Go downstairs and confront him, na man you be
See as you dey shine na man you be
Na man you be ooo, you no fit buy car for your babe
Darragh ”Hammerhead” McGuiness. The definition of a lost-cause loser. Typically a fall from grace. Peaks at 13.
A man that wears a spaceman suit and plays the saxophone very aggressively.
Ethan: hey saxy space man. Omg why are you playing the saxophone so aggressively
When you try to act funny by saying the word woman in a stupid way
Josh: Hey girls! If one of you marry me you'll be a true woah-man!
Girls: Stfu please.