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i-Ready Diagnostic

The worst text in EXISTENCE. I would rather be in a 1-month COMA then do this fudging test. This is the test that makes students want to commit suicide.

“Hey teacher, I need to go to the bathroom real quick. *The teacher* NO! You have to do your i-Ready Diagnostic! *Student*: Commits suicide

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023


I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 3, 2023


i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 12, 2025


I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

When someone calls you a name, the response

Oh...you called me a fuck...well...when I said hello I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

by Rubilee May 9, 2024


I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

If someone calls you out for saying a swear word this is what you respond with LOL

Oh? You just called me a fuck. Well..I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

by Rubilee May 9, 2024


i

i

me: "i"

by w34sl3y November 29, 2020


I

Stuck … no play..
Try not to cry…
To myself I say
As I question why…

Ideas I do…
Fears… have them too…
I just love you!!!

Faith over fear…
I try to hold this near…
Sometimes it is clear…
Others I should probably hide in my rear

by Day dreamer 123 January 10, 2024

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