Dirkin' Out

Is when, typically a male but not always, becomes infatuated with someone to the extent that they talk about nothing other than that person and how amazing he/she might be.

Symptoms: Pinyan Syndrome, loss of appetite, lack of sleep, spending less time with friends, and change in mood.

Dude, Ronnie is totally dirkin' out, about this chick that he met at Dollar General.

Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

bouking out

Going mad or just acting generally strange similar to freaking out

Oi mate stop bouking out calm down.

-1 out of 10

Something so bad, a 0 out of 10 is being generous to it.

"I rate Cats a -1 out of 10"

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures

National ask a boy out day

It is on the 69th day of the year, March 10th.

Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!

out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.

Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.