Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
Old man jankins is packing
NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT
WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"
The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike
Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard
Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting
when 2 boys and 2 girls go on a double fucking session
boy 1: broooo my dick is so sore
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu
boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho
When 2 guys go hangout with 2 girls with the intent to fuck.
Hey cayden did u wanna run a 2 man later tonight?
When you and the homie do something together i.e double dates, robberies, etc.
Bro you tryna run a 2 man on theses besties