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Made some mistakes with this war...but he has experienced more events than any other president....
9/11,Sadaam and his regime,and many disasters and war.
if bush is such a bad president...WHY WAS HE REELECTED?!
and didnt he go to Yale?..hmm but remember dubya bush reads books upside down so i guess he didnt go to yale huh!
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Forty-third President of the United States of America, one who destroyed the Taliban and Al-Qaeda in Afghanistan after the September 11th, 2001 terrorist attacks. Liberated Iraq from Saddam Hussein, despite opposition from liberal idiots who don't want the spread of freedom, especially under a Republican president.
Brought great reform to American politics, health care system, legal system, defense system, military, education system, etc.
Time Magazine's Person of the Year winner multiple times.
First election: 49% of the popular vote.
Second election: 51% majority of the popular vote.
Fat Ass Teddy in Year 2020: Wow, it looks like us liberals were wrong. Bush saved our country from many terrorist attacks, saved us from the huge social security bomb, and made our children smarter. *Burps* *Hiccup*
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the best president ever. he is a hero in my eyes because of his strong leadership & kind heart. he is a conservative christian & has a strong faith in Jesus Christ. I LOVE george dubya. when he speaks, his eyes twinkle like little stars... i know every word he ever says is true because his twinkly eyes tell me so!!!! i am blessed that george dubya is my president
"did you vote for george w. bush?"
"yes because i actually have morals"
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B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
When in fact 2 letter Ls (losses) can be rotated and turned into the shape of the letter W (win). Usually in the form of a hand gesture to assert ones dominance.
Rory: Ha! You lost for the second time in a row
Jo: Yeah but 2 Ls make a W
Rory: Well shit
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I Like Him! He is a man of the people.
George W. Bush is one of the greatest US presidents ever.
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getting high from any hallucinogenic drug, including LSD, PCP, etc. Used because of certain people's opinions of George W. Bush as a stupid, deluded liar who lives in a fantasy world--so being on LSD would be like being George W. Bush.
"Hey man, for only a few thousand I can hook you up with enough of the best angel dust to have you living the George W. Bush experience for months."
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