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Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.
Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.
When someone sends you vag nudes and you see a turd lodged in the dark hole.
Dude 1- Bro I got a nude from Veronica and I saw a Pika-poo
Dude 2- Brooo that's gross
1. psuedonym for Benjamin Franklin. Discovered electricity. Plays with kites and keys. Strongly believed to be buddhitst or hindu.
2. To fornicate.
"Dude, I totally doodly-pood that chick last night"
The act of sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time to browse the Internet on one’s Smartphone.
“I’m going to poo-tube for a bit to cleanse my bowels and mind.”
“I really need the bathroom, but I think someone is poo-tubing in there..”
a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.
Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!
The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
When you're on the toilet, unleashing unspeakable evil like an upside down volcano and the smell gets so bad you have to light a few of your girlfriend's scented candles just to stop yourself passing out from the fumes.
I had an hour long sensual poo yesterday after that dodgy kebab.