z plus

So fucking smart

Bro where did you get that z plus education you are so smart?

abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxy&z

the alphabet but somethings wrong.

Jhon: I can say the alphabet!
jon: lets hear it!
Jhon: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxy&z.
jon: thats very good. wait, somethings wrong about it.

z snags

Sleep. Refers to the process of “snagging” z’s, the letter which is commonly used to express sleeping in comics and illustrations.

By 3am the party had died down and everyone was ready for some z snags.

carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.

" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."

gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette

What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!

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jo-z

a rapper that you never ever heard of

Ksooo is a jo-z

Z-cup

Boobs so large, they aren’t attractive anymore.

*sees a babe with z-cups*

“Okay, this is too much.”