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iPhone with the best battery life period.
And really good for gaming
iPhone 8 Plus is Better then the iPhone 11 btw
People who work at papermills and have a stump for a family tree.
Alice: "Where should I start my new dentistry business?"
Bob: "North of Highway 8"
A school in winter park Florida that has the preppiest of the preps. It’s so preppy and sheltered it might as well be a private school. And everyone there is so fake
Addison- I heard ur going to Audubon K-8
Maddie-yea I toured the school and it was literally prep centeral
When a guy is so hot fo a girl that as soon as she climbs on him cowboy style he thrusts 2 times and is finished.
Cathy: " sooo how was your date with josh" was he awes....." Me (cutting her off mid sentence shaking my heasd disgustedly) " 8 second rodeo "
The long period between 6 and 8 PM where you are busy sleeping. This can be used an an excuse to get out of plans you don't want to attend. During this period, the entire days-worth of hours (24 hours) is shortened into two hours, and every minute that passes in The 6 to 8 Realm is 12 minutes on our 24 hour clock.
CC:
"Yo the new Doctor Strange movie just came out, you wanna go see it?"
"Sorry man, you forgot to consider The 6 to 8 Realm. I'ma be busy sleepin."
A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.
Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.
When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.
"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."
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