Gorilla walk

The art of stumbling around drunk with arms swaying in front to keep ones balance in check and to keep from falling over in a drunken slumber.

That motherfucker was so blitzed that he was gorilla walking around the club last night.

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penguin walk

:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.

After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!

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walk-and-talk

When you call someone on a cellphone while doing errands. Considered the lowest form of telephone communication.

I was gonna kill that bitch when she did a walk-and-talk.

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walk of shame

Being escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off.

"Did you see him taking the walk of shame with security?

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The Walk of Shame

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.

"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"

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Mud Walk

When the lean hits you hard and you stumble. Popularized in music by Chris Travis.

Xavier: Dog that lean bussin ive had 2 cupz

Chris: yah xay you doing the mud walk

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walking the dog

It means giving head, eating a girl out, or eating pussy, the song 'walkin the dog' by Rufus Thomas (also covered by the Stones) has lyrics indirectly making references to felacio.

"i was walking the dog for days before i smashed her out!"

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