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“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand
yeah I'm gay how did you know?
joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?
Something my boyfriend wont have if he leaves me on open one more FUCKING time
Why dont you text her?
Him: i like rust
Shes your girlfriend tho:(
Something you will never have if you don’t get off this website and get a job
The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.
Something that you and me both wished we had.
You: Hey wanna be my girlfriend
Sexy girl: ew no