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My Lord and Savior Lord Kats, is the best American metal hood, is American and a metalhead.
Our Lord and Savior Lord Kats is the best American metalhead like me but he’s better.
American Lolita is a fashion trend taken from Vladimir Nabokovs novel ‘Lolita’. This fashion is very cute and girly, alike to the character ‘Dolores haze’. Some wardrobe staples include: crop tops, high waisted skirts, high waisted sailor shorts, gingham, rompers and flowy, retro style dresses. This style can be seen as a subcategory of nymphet fashion. There are many different genres in nymphet fashion. Some people take the more grungy approach, whereas others like to dress like an angelic nymphet. This style is very controversial because the ‘Lolita’ Novel can be seen as a negative connotation.
Person 1: wow that girl looks just like Dolores haze !
Person 2: I know , it’s probably because she’s dresses in American Lolita fashion.
School being cancled after a school shooting, or threat to the students wellbeing.
person 1: im gonna try to get us an american snowday tomorrow.
person 2: what do you mean?
person 1: im gonna call in a bomb threat.
Otherwise known as fraternity boys,.
John and Alex from U Tappa Hoe Fraternity are simply rapist Americans
Ice cream or frozen custard that has been melted into a liquid, soup-like consistency
The ice cream was sitting out too long, and it turned into American Soup.
The act of shaping a potato into a dildo and sticking in your buddies ass
Brian: hey Jake, give me the American potato
Jake: wtf, no bro
The act of going to a drive through for a fast food restaurant, ordering everything on the menu, and then pulling out leaving the person behind you with your order
Bill:What the fuck, over $100 for a big mac?
McDonald's Worker:Sir you ordered everything
Jerome: Nigga we just gots american stockpiled