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'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.
Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!
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The ridiculously intense "butterflies in stomach" sensation one gets when looking at or thinking about the one you love. Hard to ignore.
When I see my boyfriend, the fire-breathing attack butterflies in my stomach go a bit crazy.
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That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.
"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"
"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
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it is when you and your partner are having anal sex, when upon climaxing, your partner sticks his finger in his own ass and wipes it on your upper lip while your climaxing, therefore "sneaky".
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When you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach over to glass of ice water, pull out a piece of ice, and slide it into her ass.
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The best cult ever! Very peaceful, besties and swag. Only hot people join the futon cult
“Hey you know the attack on titan futon cult?”
“The largest, peacefulness, load of hot people?!”
“Yea!!”
you can't defeat the truth
the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!