A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.
To stop an unwanted conversation
Girl- Hey I’m pregnant
Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean
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Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.
We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.
Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.
A pothead from the midwestern plains states.
I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.
When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.
Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.