On 20th January, you can beat the living shit out of a furry, tiktok user, genshin impact player, or any obese person or make fun of them without any consequences while listening to "free bird". You can do this any day, but this is the day they cannot retaliate
P1: "I just finished a 40 hour masterbation session!"
P2: "that's so based and cartipilled
The bases are the various levels of sexual intercourse:
1st Base: Anal
2nd Base: Anal
3rd Base: Anal
I got to 3rd bases anal in my sister-in-law
what are the bases
1st . making out
2nd. feeling below waist
3rd. hand job/fingering
4th. (blow job)
5th. all the way
jim: what are the bases?
john : you know don't you
jim: no, wait how far did you and lilly go yesterday
john: 3rd
A large base on 2b2t japan known as BASE 9. known to be capable of large amounts of greifing and duping they are one of the most well known groups
have you seen BASE 9's new dupe glitch
First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!