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What happens when you shoot Heidi Montag in the boob.
Dude, last night I shot Heidi Montag's boob with my shotgun, it exploded killing 20 and injuring 15 with its boob shrapnel.
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Two friends with a mutual friend who is obsessed with her waxing and waning boob size. The constant updates and bulletins regarding above-mentioned boobs are the cement and foundation of the relationship. Sometimes the boob friends may also become real friends, but the boob experience will always remain the core. Boob friends are sometimes also known as "bosom friends", which is an alternate definition of the more common usage of the phrase.
Friends by boob.
The boob friends occasionally play a drinking game known as "bosom shot" following every self-mention of the current boob size.
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When you put somethng down a girls shirt and take it out with your mouth.
"So last night I went boob fishing down Samantha's shirt and got my dollar back."
"You lucky dog!"
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When a man simultaneously humps a pussy and chokes the underneath side of a woman's boob.
Guys can boob choke themselves alone, or along with anyone they choose, and sometimes it is much approved.
"She likes it when I boob choke her."
Fred
"Then why are you making me boob choke myself Fred?"
Bobby
"Take your hand out from under your 'Goonie boy titties! I told you to boob choke yourself to stay warm."
Fred
"No I'll keep them here. I know why your wife likes this."
Bobby
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A person of male gender who has shockingly large, sticky out nipples, that everyone can see stabbing through their shirt.
"wow! you see those pins? that geez got milky boobs!"
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When a chicks boobs are long instead of round like they should be.
Beth totaly has sock boob! Her boobs look like two flappy socks laying there on her chest!
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less than great boobs. saggy or floppy...ew
mullins has sloppy boobs!
did you hear that dct song about sloppy boobs?
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