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Side Chick Breath is a combination puppy breath and newborn baby breath but with a touch of spice or “heat”.
After my fifth Old Fashion , the more I could smell the faint sweet scent of side chick breath from the hotties at the bar.
That faint scent or enticing smell you get a whiff of while sitting at the bar between your fourth and fifth cocktail. It’s the distinct smell of sidechick breath. It smells like you have a chance.
While sitting at the Bar , drinking my fourth whiskey sour , all of a sudden some
pretty ladies walked by, and I could smell the distinct sweet scent of sidechick breath
Breath that smells like either stale poo, garlic, snot or anything else offensive to the notstrils.
Go chew on mint leaves, your nasty breath is stanky
In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop
Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun
Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle
And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
Locomotive Breath
usually used as a calm response to someone overreacting to you
Sarah: My least favorite Ariana Grande album is Positions
Jessica: WTF?! YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF YOUR A FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT TO HUMANITY, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SO LOW OF POSITIONS LIKE THAT!
Sarah: I breathed