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A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.
An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!
A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish
That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo
When a girl gets sunburnt and then you ejaculate all over her back causing her to burn.
you then titty fuck them.
ejaculate California Sunbathe
When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.
My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)
The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!