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Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market

I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.

by May 10, 2021


video game depression

that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game

friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?

friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression

by epicgamer#06 December 20, 2019


Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023


Quarantine depression

when you are stuck at home for the last 3-4 months , at first you think its great but after a month in you feel incredibly bored , lonely , tired and unmotivated to leave your bed because theirs no point to wakening up if your just going too wake up and feed the same daily cycle

you good bro , no im suffering from Quarantine depression

by tired weeb August 8, 2020


Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020


historical depression

historical depression is the learning and educational system of history and its great old uselessness and how with history and if u look back on the past in the present all you know is to not to repeat in the future.

im gonna kill myself due to historical depression

by Hagshdnfvdjala April 17, 2022


Lunar Depression

Depressive episodes typically caused by suppressed sadness throughout the day, forced to be released whilst alone at night

Everybody thinks im happy, but when my "Lunar Depression" kicks in at 10:00 PM its a shitstorm of emotions.

by Wafflez n Cheese April 5, 2024