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The old Las Vegas strip, now commonly known as the "Freemont Street Experience" where is the gambling is cheap, the people are real and the freaks come out.
The Vegas strip is for conventions and tourists who want Disney World. Dirty Vegas is the Las Vegas for me.
Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.
Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.
I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.
A college apartment knowing for throwing raging parties.
Girl 1: I'm thinking about heading to the Dirty Oak tonight
Girl 2: Me too! Word on the street is THEY"VE GOT BLACKLIGHTS!!
When you and your significant other place a paper towel tube between each others buttholes and have a "poo battle" until the paper towel tube explodes like some dirty dynamite!
Thes: "Is Mike still in the bathroom?"
Dr. T: "Yea with Jerome, I think they are doing the dirty dynamite because the paper towels are not on the holder."
Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"
Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.
When you are out in public with drugs on your person. Similar to Ridin Dirty, only no car.
I was stridin dirty when I walked back from my drug dealers house.