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When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.
Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"
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Shitting underneath the covers and having your partner eat it.
A Dutch fudge roll is the erotic result of a Dutch oven taken to the extreme. The covers trap in the wonderful scent, and the darkness allows your partner to imagine that they are eating a delicious fudgy pastry.
My boyfriend gave me a delicious Dutch fudge roll last night, and I licked it up like a shit-eating fag.
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Coined by Kevin Smith's recent movie "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" by the character Lester the Molester..It involves 2 men(unlike the dutch rotor). Both males take out their dicks and places his own hand on his own dick, and takes their free hand and grasps the other persons arm thats holding the dick and moves it in a circular type motion, thus jerking him off. Note: This is NOT gay because you are not touching any dicks. Also see Dutch Rotor
"A double dutch rotor is so much better than a regular dutch rotor because it's the double the fun" "Jack and me double dutched last night-NO HOMO"
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Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.
Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!
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When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
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v; when a man has one hand on his penis, and the other hand is being used to finger his butthole and a partner is moving both arms
person 1: im bored and horny
person 2: want me to give u a dutch rudder?
person 1: no, i want a little more. a double dutch FUDGE
person 2: what's that?
person 1: It's a dutch rudder only my other hand is being used to finger my butthole
person 2: oh. okay!
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The art of holding someone else's Johnson while the receiver of which holds your arm and moves it to their desired speed, a bit of give and take from both parties, a perfect middle ground for when someone isn't entirely up to the full hand job.
Hey man get a wristie last night? nah bro, reverse dutch rudder.. she was kind of tired so i had to meet her half way
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