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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.

Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-

by david is me February 25, 2022


ETHAN GILBERT

a sweet hearted boy and has amazing friends and has great jokes like "deez nuts"

he is very sexy and popular

ETHAN GILBERT is looking fine as hell today. SHEEEEEEEEESH

by joe among May 26, 2022


ethan torres

A well known gay fuck boy

Man he’s a real ethan torres

by Zach fritchell November 14, 2020


Ethan Hotaling

Funny but no common sense. Also has terrible friends like Jack Bamberger. He also can’t spell his name right on Snapchat.

Ethan Hotaling is funny but dumb. Don’t be like him.

by Ahhahenaksis February 12, 2022


Ethan Hotaling

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck

Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct

by acelibateho February 12, 2022


ethan catlin

the guy that has hair

ethan catlin has tasty hair

by Bitiutt March 21, 2022


Ethan Tucker

A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.

Girl 1: damn you seen the lips on ethan tucker ??
Girl 2: bitch, I kissed em

by Horsegorl December 26, 2019