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1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo
Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"
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The act of fucking a person for no other reason than pure hatred.
Bitch bothered me for so long, I spite fucked her so hard her mom could feel it.
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The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.
"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"
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sad fuhk
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1. A person who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.
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Something you would urbandictionary while high as fuck
"Dude, I'm high as fuck. I wonder what the urbandictionary says about being high as fuck"
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When two guys want to take and give each other’s cock
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An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.
He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.
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