Tune Fucking

1.) The act of having sex to the beat of a song
2.) Using a CD, microphone, guitar, or drumstick as a dildo

Xavier - "Yo I tune fucked Lisa last night"
Chris - "Really, nice to what song?"
Xavier - "Jingle Bells"
Chris - "....."
Xavier - "Yeah dude tune fucking is awesome"
Chris - "I'm going to go shove a horse up my ass"

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spite fuck

The act of fucking a person for no other reason than pure hatred.

Bitch bothered me for so long, I spite fucked her so hard her mom could feel it.

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fuck fumes

The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.

"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"

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sad-fuck

sad fuhk
noun

1. A person who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.

e.g. ‘You are one sad-fuck.’

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high as fuck

Something you would urbandictionary while high as fuck

"Dude, I'm high as fuck. I wonder what the urbandictionary says about being high as fuck"

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Flip fuck

When two guys want to take and give each other’s cock

Hey let’s flip Fuck

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Junk Fuck

Person with a crappy truck hauling junk/trash. Beware of following to close, you may get hit with burger wrappers or beer cans.

Get the hell out of my way you slow ass Junk Fuck!

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