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A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."
You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
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An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.
Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!
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Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.
I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.
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The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.
Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.
Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.
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A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.
A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people
A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.
Friend. 'Nail Friend'
Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"
Reply "Erm.. ok.."
"Its my friend... my nail friend..."
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A bad friend is someone who blows you off all the time, specifically four times in one weekend , and every weekend after that for a month. Also blows you off all the time for her unattractive boyfriend... copies everything you do, and steals your style. Trys to get with every guy you've talked to and dated. Even one you're in love with. Oh and might I add, never texts you first or calls you, claiming she's too busy, when she's constanly updating her facebook status or tweeting. There is just some fantastic people in this world ...
thank you for blowing me off Sarah, you are a bad friend. to all of you, don't be a Sarah.
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Similar to friends with benefits, but the two have the added bonus of being best friends, or besties, so there's a double relationship.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear J. and P. hooked up at the party?
Person 2: No way, I thought they were so close, like besties.
Person 1: Ya, now they're Friends with Bestifits.
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