Goosed is another word for high, it is used when you are high out of your mind. It is largely used by teens in the Philadelphia area to express how high they were.
Bro I got fucking goosed last night or dude I’m so goosed right now
To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble
I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed
When a band steals the fans of another band when they open for the band but refuses to have any bands open for them when they blow up.
Did you see them Goose Pigeons Playing Ping Ping?
They don’t have openers because they are afraid to be Goosed.
Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head
Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!
Pro goose is a absolute cool guy, he is above all pros standing at the very top of the pro ranking. Pro goose gets what he wants when he wants. You cannot say “yes” to him instead “h.” You also must show respect to Pro goose.
He stands above all
When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.