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Middle of the night intercourse after falling asleep early
Charlie gave Betty the midnight hammer after they had fallen asleep earlier in the night
In the middle of the night, while your girl sleep, you sneak over to the side of her bed, then drop the biggest load of your life onto her face.
After my girlfriend got in an argument with my bro, I had to unleash the midnight hammer on her. She didn’t suspect a thing!
When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.
I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.
so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.