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A phrase used to describe having sex when around young children.
(wives sent their husband to take the kids out for ice cream)
Husband A: Yeah, last night was awesome. Because me and Becka did the happy for two hours.
Husband B: Woah man, that's a record.
Kid A: What does that mean, daddy?
Husband A: Oh, it means to have fun! Now go run along!
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A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.
We used to make Happy Bottles and bring them to school, be drunk by lunch.
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HAPPY BIRFDAYYYY LOSERRRR!!!!!!! dude you’re so old ten fingers and three toes DANGG... well i just wanted to say happy birfday ole man AND YOURE THE BEST. i never knew how amazing someone could be until i met you, you light up my whole world. your laugh, your smile, how fricken funny you are, your EYES, how you make me historically laugh, how nice and caring you are, how CUTEEEE you are :), your personality. BRO i could go and on about how your the most perfect person on earth, like HOWW. i swear every time i talk to you, my day gets instantly better I PROMISE IT DOES it’s so weird... about as weird as you. i can’t believe a roblox boy keeps me up at night, oh and can’t forget about the constantly thinking about, always dreaming about are future, buying matching hoodies, staying up super late just to talk to them, getting grounded but then still finding a way to talk, hugging a fricken pillow and imagining it was him, wishing he is with me 24/7, calling each other funny/cute names, telling each other what we are going through or just stuff that’s happening in our life’s, saying some risky stuff, having an OUR song, talking about us just being together cuddling, listening to music, staying up, an vibing. okay if this isn’t love idk what is, first talking on tik tok and xbox dms to then now roblox dms. i just love you sooooooo much, and you don’t know how awesome it is to call you mine ;)) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYTYY!!!!! have a good day :))
happy birfday tyler, YOURE GAY
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a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.
Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.
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the stuff that comes from a penis when a guy gets a little too happy.
so, lia. did u get shot with happy juice this weekend?
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As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"
We got some burgers last night and I gave her a Happy Meal
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A great term to use when describing attractive women in a discrete way and without being offensive. There are three main types of Happy Meals (in order of importance):
1. An exceptionally pretty girl with a super fit body: 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets
2. A very pretty girl with a nice body, but looks like she might have an unpleasant attitude: 4-Piece Chicken Nuggets
3. A fairly pretty girl with a decent body, but considering as much, has a nice personality: Cheeseburger Happy Meal
--Originator: NataShy
Ay man, check out this Happy Meal behind the counter.
The cashier girl? Yeah definitely, 6-Piece Chicken Nuggets for sure.
I would have gone with 4-Piece, I'm not into blondes.
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